25 Super-Stealthy Animals Who May Or May Not Be Actual Ninjas

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Every time I sit down on my couch, my cat makes a beeline for my lap. Even if I’m using my computer and too busy for snuggles, he persists with his stealthy ears bent back and slowly, ever so slowly, crawls under my arm. Of course he always succeeds, but not because of what he believes are awesome ninja moves. Really, he’s just too cute to keep saying no to.

Some of these little nuggets have a few more skills than my fur ball, but others seem very familiar…

1. “Front of the stairs? PSHAW.”

Front of the stairs? PSHAW.

YouTube / Loodzwaar.com

2. “That bird is mine.”

That bird is mine.

Reddit / jordyjak23

3. “Gonna getcha!” “Too slow!”

Gonna getcha! Too slow!

Reddit / Isai76

4. He just doesn’t know why he runs out of food so quickly…

He just doesn't know why he runs out of food so quickly...

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5. “Look at me! I’m a spy! I mean, don’t look at me! I’m not here!”

Look at me! I'm a spy! I mean, don't look at me! I'm not here!

Reddit / Shadzta

6. The hanger monster strikes when you least suspect it.

The hanger monster strikes when you least suspect it.

Reddit / Soul_Runner

7. “Not sharing your burgers, huh? Oh, we’ll see about that…”

Not sharing your burgers, huh? Oh, we'll see about that...

Reddit / sschornick

8. And you thought cats were the sneakier ones.

And you thought cats were the sneakier ones.

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9. “Doors? We don’t need no stinkin’ doors.”

Doors? We don't need no stinkin' doors.

Rumble / I3illyp

10. Stealthy smooches are the sweetest!

Stealthy smooches are the sweetest!

Reddit / gravitying

11. We’ve all been this cat:

We've all been this cat:

Reddit / ceaselessindecision

12. “Oh, uh…how’s it hanging?”

Oh, uh...how's it hanging?

Reddit / marszilla

13. “Shh, I’m gonna spook mom!”

Shh, I'm gonna spook mom!

Reddit / OliGizzi

14. “I was just stretching!”

I was just stretching!

Reddit / Lizard_hella

15. “What? Is there something behind me?”

What? Is there something behind me?

Reddit / IrishCailin

16. I think someone just got grounded. Totally worth it.

I think someone just got grounded. Totally worth it.

Reddit / SAFE4WORKS

17. “Wait! Teach me your ninja ways!”

Wait! Teach me your ninja ways!

Reddit / GallowBoob

18. He’s definitely singing the Pink Panther theme in his head.

He's definitely singing the a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8 target=_blankemPink Panther/em theme/a in his head.

Reddit / Calcd_Uncertainty

19. “Oh no, it’s too high and scary! Haha, JK, I got this.”

Oh no, it's too high and scary! Haha, JK, I got this.

Reddit / poopspank

20. The blanket vigilante strikes every night.

The blanket vigilante strikes every night.

Reddit / thomasfigueroa

21. “Mission control, this is Alpha 1. She left her cereal milk bowl out. The time to strike is now!”

Mission control, this is Alpha 1. She left her cereal milk bowl out. The time to strike is now!

Reddit / nestios

22. No one knows how the mattresses or this cat got here.

No one knows how the mattresses or this cat got here.

Reddit / Rhecked

23. “Easy…easy…careful…”

Easy...easy...careful...

YouTube / CookyTheCat

24. Breakdancer or ninja…you decide.

Breakdancer or ninja...you decide.

Reddit / SswearToShakeItUp

25. Mission: Impossibly Cute

a href=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAYhNHhxN0A target=_blankMission: Impossibly Cute/a

Reddit / GallowBoob

Seriously, the CIA may want to interview some of those cuties to make sure they’re on our side. I’d hate to think what might happen if they got into enemy hands.