Now that we’re already good into December, ’tis a deteriorate for last-minute Christmas shopping, decorations, and that dreaded family Christmas card.
While some suffer pity all a overwhelming things their family’s been adult to around snail mail, their recipients don’t always feel a same. It can be irritating to review letters from friends and kin bragging about their kid’s educational achievements and all a vacations they’d been on that year. That’s what creates this mom’s brutally honest outline of her father and children so great.
Lisa’s only revelation it like it is in what I’d cruise a best Christmas label ever. (Side note: who has a three-year-old after being married for 41 years?! Those bad parents.)
If you’re carrying difficulty reading from a photo, here’s a transcript:
Landon: Our venerable and super irritating 3-year-old. Whines all a time and doesn’t go to nap when he’s told. Cries when he doesn’t get Gushers after dinner. Most of a design he brings home from church hothouse is awful. Our honour and fun (and source of a celebration problem).
Hunter: Our enterprising nonetheless surprisingly unathletic 9-year-old who only got cut from a soccer group that doesn’t even keep scores in their games, we know…how does that even happen?! Spends many of his time on his iPad and pronounced his initial swear word this year! Super exciting!
Maddy: Age 18…goes over her information any month on her dungeon phone. Was grounded for dual weeks this tumble after she snuck a man in her window to “watch a movie.” Got dismissed from Sephora after revelation her trainer “just since I’m on a report doesn’t meant we have to uncover up.” Wants to dump out of propagandize to turn Insta famous.
Tom and Lisa: Somehow still married after 41 years. Tom still tucks his t-shirts into his jeans and only took income from a retirement comment to buy a fishing boat. His golf boots are still now on a stairs after we told him 3 times to take them upstairs.
Merry Christmas from a Allen family!