Katti Batti review: Love event is between Imran Khan and his pet turtle, not Kangana Ranaut

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Guess what will be some-more fun to lay by in Mumbai this weekend: snail-paced Ganpati visarjan trade (with all a noisy song-and-dance noise) or Nikhil Advani’s Katti Batti? Hint: Ganpati bappa morya!

For those ever carefree ones who are star struck by Kangana Ranaut’s luminosity in Tanu Weds Manu Returns, prop yourselves for a tragedy of a year. All we get to see in Katti Batti are Ranaut’s dozen bangles, rings, anklets, a flattering tattoo, countless wigs and her good legs.

For those die tough romantics who trust Katti Batti is a rom-com, here’s some news. Yes, there is a intrigue and there is a comedy. Only, it’s between Imran’s lovelorn, sad character, Maddy, and a turtle called Milkha. There is some-more passion when Maddy feeds small Milkha and promises to reunite Milkha with his ‘mother’ – Maddy’s ex-girlfriend, Payal (Ranaut) – than in a approach a dual lovers kiss. It doesn’t assistance many possibly that there is an whole strain dedicated to Maddy, “the kissyman”. With no tangible kissing. Instead of a bobbing dahlias of yore, we now get charcterised hearts that are strategically positioned over a actors faces.


A still from Katti Batti.

Considering a volume of time Advani spends on Milkha a turtle, it’s usually satisfactory we intemperate some courtesy on him. The oh-so crafty irony here is that Milkha is a turtle, who of march is not a fastest runner. But we know what? He is not a slowest, either. If there is anything that crawls and drags forever, it is a screenplay of Katti Batti.

The film opens to a flashback handycam footage of a ridicule marriage between Maddy and Payal who are vital together. The dual are dipsomaniac and Maddy is seen regulating tomato ketchup as sindoor. The stage cuts to a benefaction when Maddy is being rushed to a sanatorium for carrying swallowed phenyl. No, he is not suicidal since Payal and Maddy have damaged up, as his friends believe. In a inebriated stupor, he apparently mistook a bottle of phenyl for beer. Someone needs to ask Advani and his essay group about their elite beer. It’s remarkably distinct a drink many of us encounter, both in a singular similarity to phenyl and in a immoderation it induces.

It’s not formidable to see because Maddy has strike a bottle. The people around him are reason enough. First there’s Vinay (Abhishek Saha) who is a small creepily trustworthy to Maddy. Back in their college days, Vinay was so endangered about Maddy that he climbed walls and roofs for him. Years later, they’re still best buddies and now they work together in an design organisation and are famous to their trainer as Ram and Laxman. There is also a whinging sister who keeps job Maddy to remind him that a intent of his low sorrow, Payal, has changed on and is about to marry someone else.

Flashback scenes uncover how Payal was usually meddlesome in infrequent dating while Maddy was devising marriage bells within a day of assembly her. College life in Katti Batti and their characters seem so frivolous that they make Karan Johar’s Student of a Year seem grounded in reality. Johar competence wish to appreciate Advani for creation Kuch Kuch Hota Hai seem like a classic.

And if college seems unreal, a bureau scenarios are clearly created by someone whose many insinuate confront with bureau life is overhearing employees’ conversations during coffee shops.

Payal’s ex beloved Rakesh “Ricky” Ahuja (Vivan Bhatena, a same honcho from Advani’s Hero) appears in Maddy’s office. The dual have a heart-to-heart review about Milkha in a bureau loo, that ends with Maddy locking Ricky in his toilet cubicle. Ricky only happens to be a large client, incidentally. Did we discuss that Maddy is a grown adult (and apparently an designer that Ricky wants to hire)?

Maddy is also during really many a marriageable age. He obsesses over marrying Payal so many that it seems he’s hexed by one of a characters played by Sridevi or Rekha, who died for Jeetendra while dressed as brides. When Payal breaks adult with him, Maddy decides he will marry her by offshoot or by limb and so chases Payal’s friends for her phone series in a initial half of a film, and for a marriage venue in a second half of a film. The rest of a film is about his attribute with his phone and a turtle.

By now, Khan has mastered a art of being a many irritating, obsessive, sad teen seen on screen. As for a blank Ranaut, it’s best to revisit her final film than humour this one.

And while you’re during it, urge unequivocally to Ganpati bappa that we don’t squeeze a bottle of phenyl yourself if we finish adult examination Katti Batti. Better still, giftwrap it and send it to Bollywood filmmakers who trust intrigue and immature adore is all about feeding a turtle.