Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 should enthuse a Censor Board to deliver a new rating to a existent lot: J for Juvenile. Seriously, A for Adults Only is an insult to all those over-18s in this nation with an iota of majority and common sense.
Tusshar Kapoor and Aftab Shivdasani play buddies Kanhaiyya and Rocky in this, a third in a Kyaa Kool series. Kanhaiyya, son of nobleman P.K. Lele (Shakti Kapoor), is thrown out by his Dad for messing adult during work. His quirk, given everybody contingency perforce have an identifying gift in such films, is that his eyeballs get sealed whenever he sees a colour red, giving him a coming of a squint. Rocky is… good no one unequivocally bothers to tell us anything about him over a fact that he is Kanhaiyya’s friend.
The dual take off for Bangkok where Rocky says a certain Mickey (Krishna Abhishek) has offering them a “hand job” in his business. Slip-up alert! He meant to contend ” a pursuit that requires us to lend him a palm in his business”. So clever, na?
When a boys land in Thailand, they realize their crony is a writer of, ahem, adult films nonetheless he insists he is not doing “porn ka kaam” though “punya ka kaam” (applause again, please!) given his gain are pumped into substantial munificent work. The residents of Mickey’s magnificent home-cum-studio embody a transgender actor, another who is happy and perennially semi-nude, a process singer who gets so pensive in her roles that even her normal off-screen conversations are conducted in gasps and moans (Gizele Thakral) and another (Claudia Ciesla) who keeps going off into a coma to feel adult her possess body.
The environment and a latter dual characters in sold have a intensity for a rip-roaring laughathon. Besides, Krishna has good comic timing and Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 reveals a humorous bone in a Polish-German model-actress Claudia, whose job cards in India right now are a ‘item’ array Balma in 2012’s Akshay Kumar-starrer Khiladi 786 and her coming on Season 3 of a existence uncover Bigg Boss. Sadly, a writer-director group of Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 loses a tract even before they’ve laid it out, recycling clichés and holding it for postulated that nonsense can't be intelligent, that rhyming difference are somehow humorous and that exercise is in itself a joke.
So a womanlike porn star is famous as Mary/Meri Lee, a surname Lele becomes a predicted source of merriment, a male mistakes his possess feet in bed for an construction (How? Could he not feel his possess body?) while another refers to a chubby lady as “boobsurat”. Yawn. Think of something new, people. Then there are incomprehensible inside jokes personification on a difference “masti and “grand masti” (you know, a titles of those films featuring Aftab and guest star Riteish Deshmukh). Yawn. And of march there are self-referential wisecracks about “ekta” (unity). Yawn, yawn. How mostly will we hear that in a film constructed by Ekta Kapoor?
No doubt Ekta and her colleagues will argue, as they always do, generally if a film goes on to acquire large income during a box office, that critics are too critical and unqualified of enjoying comedy. Nonsense! Heard of Hrishikesh Mukherjee, Sai Paranjpye, Golmaal, Chupke Chupke, Chashme Buddoor, Yes Minister, Yes Prime Minister, stand-up comedy, Pushpaka Vimana, Kamal Haasan, Govinda, David Dhawan during his best, Anil Kapoor, Sridevi, Madhuri Dixit, Mrs Doubtfire, Robin Williams, Billy Crystal, Ellen DeGeneres, Riteish (when he is not giving himself brief shrift), Seinfeld, Friends, Two Broke Girls, The Big Bang Theory, Mohanlal, Jagadeesh, Jay Leno, John Oliver, Jimmy Kimmel, Aisi Taisi Democracy, Poochakkoru Mookkuthi, Priyadarshan, Paresh Rawal…you unequivocally wish a longer list? May we confess too that we entirely suffer Anees Bazmee and Rohit Shetty when they are not holding us for granted?
No doubt too we will be told, as we always are, that this is what a open wants. Well, this member of a open would humbly contention that it is probable to be light-hearted, ridiculous and officious foolish to let your hair down, but being infantile.
Even within this series, a initial Kyaa Kool Hain Hum (2005) was fun since there was a mutation to it, an impudence that standing a snook during ultra-conservatives, even if it pandered to those really conservatives with a many stereotypes. The follow-up film, Kyaa Super Kool Hain Hum, was boring, descent and icky. Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3 is not even trying. Maybe it’s a error that, as an audience, we done a predecessors hits. As with politicians and a media, so it is with cinema – we theory we get a films we deserve. What next? Kya Super Stupid Hain Hum?