This Poor Dad’s Son Puked Everywhere…And Then The Cops Showed Up

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Every once in a while, Mom needs a mangle from a kids and sends Dad on babysitting duty.

Being a father of a year that he is, Ben Patterson offering to watch a kids for a night so his wife, Stephanie, could let lax with a girls. After observant their goodbyes, Patterson had no thought that he would be left struggling to tarry what is now famous as a barfpocalypse.

While pushing around with his son, Declan, Patterson gifted a fun of missile queasiness as if Declan were auditioning for a reconstitute of “The Exorcist.” And while many relatives have their satisfactory share of puke stories, this father was totally confused for what happened next.

We’ve got a magnetism puker on a hands, folks.

We've got a magnetism puker on a hands, folks.

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It’s all fun and games until a cops uncover up.

It's all fun and games until a cops uncover up.

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I’m a small extraordinary how he knows what rotting whale weep smells like, though during slightest he upheld a breathalyzer.

I'm a small extraordinary how he knows what rotting whale weep smells like, though during slightest he upheld a breathalyzer.

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