Remember when conservatives used a male nicknamed “Joe a Plumber” as a deputy of a everyman behind in 2008? Well, I’m no domestic expert, though we consider possibilities would be correct to take advantage of 2015’s chronicle of a everyman. Politicians, accommodate “Pizza Rat.”
Watch as this New York City rodent dutifully carries a vast cut of pizza down a transport stairs in sequence to move it home to a family. Anything for a ones we love, right? If Norman Rockwell were still around, he’d immortalize this clinging critter.
But in loyal everyman fashion, even a dedicated Pizza Rat had to leave his booty behind to pursue some-more unsentimental options.
In many ways, we’re all Pizza Rat.