September 28 Is ‘Ask A Stupid Question Day,’ So Here’s Some Hilarious Inspiration

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The internet is good for 3 things: selling for things we positively do not need, removing into fights with cousins we haven’t seen in 30 years, and losing your will to live.

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And in box we haven’t been means to do most of a third one lately, I’m here to break your altogether enterprise to keep removing out of bed each day.

Because Sep 28 is “National Ask a Stupid Question Day,” we suspicion it’d be fun (read: soul-crushing) to puncture around for a misfortune things people have ever asked online. we only wish to be here for we in box we need some impulse before Wednesday rolls around. You’re welcome.

1. “Can we tell by a smell of my husband’s gas if he’s been cheating?”

Can we tell by a smell of my husband's gas if he's been cheating?

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(via Yahoo / gwennthered)

2. “Do midgets have night vision?”

Do midgets have night vision?

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(via Yahoo / Stubers)

3. “What if a lady that thinks I’m a father isn’t a mom?”

What if a lady that thinks I'm a father isn't a mom?

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(via Yahoo / sig_in_elko)

4. “My mother wants to eat her placenta. Is that fine if she is vegan?”

My mother wants to eat her placenta. Is that fine if she is vegan?

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(via Yahoo)

5. “Is there a spell to turn a charmer that indeed works?”

Is there a spell to turn a charmer that indeed works?

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(via Yahoo / bmx4life)

6. “How do we take caring of my pet potato?”

How do we take caring of my pet potato?

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(via Yahoo / Julia)

7. “How do we remove weight but moving?”

How do we remove weight but moving?

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(via Yahoo / Morty)

8. “I was bitten by a turtle when we was a immature lad. Should we still splash orange juice?”

I was bitten by a turtle when we was a immature lad. Should we still splash orange juice?

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(via Yahoo)

9. “How do we get spaghetti stains out of underwear?”

How do we get spaghetti stains out of underwear?

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(via Yahoo)

10. “How most Listerine does it take to get drunk?”

How most Listerine does it take to get drunk?

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(via Yahoo / Ramona)

11. “Are skeletons genuine or done up?”

Are skeletons genuine or done up?

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(via Yahoo)

12. “Are there any autographs of Jesus Christ?”

Are there any autographs of Jesus Christ?

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(via Yahoo)

13. “How can we safely demeanour during a design of a sun?”

How can we safely demeanour during a design of a sun?

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(via Yahoo)

14. “Do we consider NASA invented rumble to cover adult a sound of space battles?”

Do we consider NASA invented rumble to cover adult a sound of space battles?

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(via Yahoo / Robert)

15. “How large is a specific ocean?”

How large is a specific ocean?

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(via Yahoo / John)

16. “Do we guys consider that if M.J. hadn’t died, he would still be alive today?”

Do we guys consider that if M.J. hadn't died, he would still be alive today?

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(via Yahoo / Luis)

17. “What happens if we paint your teeth with white spike polish?”

What happens if we paint your teeth with white spike polish?

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(via Yahoo / franchelli811)

18. “Do we consider humans will ever travel on a sun?”

Do we consider humans will ever travel on a sun?

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(via Yahoo)

19. “How many calories are in a booger?”

How many calories are in a booger?

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(via Yahoo)

20. “If expansion is true, afterwards because don’t pigs have wings?”

If expansion is true, afterwards because don't pigs have wings?

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(via Yahoo)

And there we have it, folks. Definitive explanation that all is terrible. Now go out there and ask a foolish question! In a meantime, this is what I’ll be doing.

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