Holding universe annals is cool. Holding universe annals for things like this? Not so much.
When we consider of universe record holders, we customarily design star athletes pulling off epic feats of earthy aptness or people doing death-defying stunts in a name of Guinness. What we don’t customarily prognosticate is some dude popping his eyes out and gripping them like that for way, approach too long.
But alas, here we are.