This Turd-Slinging Adventure Might Just Be The Crappiest First Date Of All Time

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We’ve all had a satisfactory share of terrible initial dates, yet we can pledge zero of them can even come tighten to this unimaginable initial date between a 24-year-old tyro and his compare from Tinder.

After chatting it adult on a dating app, Liam Smyth and his date concluded to accommodate for a regretful dinner. As a tie between a dual continued to grow, they motionless to make their approach behind to Smyth’s residence for a nightcap. But when natured called, a lady done her approach to a lavatory where things took a rather shitty turn. After clogging a toilet, a perplexed lady reached into a toilet play and proceeded to pitch her feces out a window.

Feeling guilty for her oopsy-poopsy, a lady after confessed her lavatory no-no to Smyth, who insisted a span go around behind to a garden, dispose of a poop, and play it off as yet zero had happened.

Feeling guilty for her oopsy-poopsy, a lady after confessed her lavatory no-no to Smyth, who insisted a span go around behind to a garden, dispose of a poop, and play it off as yet zero had happened.

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At that accurate moment, Smyth was reminded that his lavatory window didn’t open adult to a outside. In fact, her panicked poop-throwing fumble had landed a turd in between dual window panes.

At that accurate moment, Smyth was reminded that his lavatory window didnrsquo;t open adult to a outside. In fact, her panicked poop-throwing fumble had landed a turd in between dual window panes.

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Ever a ideal gentleman, Smyth helped raise a lady into a window. As we can see below, this didn’t finish well.

Ever a ideal gentleman, Smyth helped raise a lady into a window. As we can see below, this didn't finish well.

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